A dog is not mad- a dog wags his tail when he's happy and growls when he's angry. Now I growl when i'm happy and wag my tail when I'm angry- therefore I am mad.


Yet another french class..

I dont think this class could be anymore boring... im litterally dying, im decomposing... in my seat, someone should clean up this mess oo0o0o0o0o0o look at the beautiful maggots... nuzzling at my cold dead flesh.. ahhh morbidity is fun.

The earth.... is a giant potato, apple of the eart PO-TA-TO ...... you caaaaaaaaaaan mash em you can fry em u can bake em u can dye em.. if you promise not to sue us u can shove one up your nose

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa POTATO! *cough* i wonder.... if someone has ever tried shoving a potato up their nose... and if so...how far did he get it? I think i need a new avatar.. of a man.. wearing a hat... that slides down his face and suffocates him. TIMBER!
Louise is dying.... her hand is one large tumor.... I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL! *smack*

I wonder what it would be like to be dead.... what if there's no heaven.. how boring, i wouldn't be able to occupy my spare time in thinking about how weird it would be not being able to think.. because i twouldn't be thinking it whoa... heavy..... i dont even know what im talking about anymore.. i was onto something.. but ive logic'ed myself into confusion.. i think i do that too much.. maybe i should stick to my normal thought patterns...

OMG! i should pants EVERYONE! i would make the most evil super villan.. and steal everyones pants!!!!! EVIL GENIOUS I TELL YOU! OO OO someone has to buy me a llama for my born day.... WHO'LL BUY ME A LLAMA????.....or a camel *spit* im afraid to say.. the three toed sloth... is by FAR the best animal ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wow... imagine seeing a german opera OO! better yet! german heavy metal.... scariest thing ive ever heard *shudder* SHYTE, teacher needs me.. peace out!



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ALL HAIL MIGHTY MOUSE!


~Nikki~